who needs therapy? ill just put my cat onesie on and be a cat

normal porn: OUT clown porn: IN

there's nothing i relate more to than manic twinkdom

my new years resolution is to stop supporting trans rights and start supporting trans wrongs

yum yum yum worms and cum

palm trees are a myth. that one outside your house rn? plastic.

a guy and a guy can never just be friends. inevitably it always ends in full eye contact missionary

acab including the hot one who took my statement that time i was robbed unfortunately

being horny is cringe. its different when its me tho. im horny with nuance

showed a guy my epussy. turns out he's fucking chopped. cant believe i eshaved for this

ok google break all my bones and rearrange them to your liking

god gives his toughest battles to his girliest pops

im like a fish. i piss air

tim curry; one of my favorite actors AND one of my favorite foods

tip: keep your catboy away from your balls

be the bl you want to see in the world

reaching into my pants to pull out my penis but it just keeps coming and coming like one of those magic scarves

sorry i cant right now im stealing my dad's gun to fuck all my friends' mouths with

ya know what? fuck this *retreats into my shell*

jailbait but in the sense that i want to murder you so bad