A catch is someone who had the same life experiences and learned the same life lessons in half the amount of time.

Never trust someone who narrates every moment that is not about them. That's how you end up reading a ransom note as a hostage for your own wedding.

.Joe Right 👌🏻 Genuine question: would you feel the same way if it was a #MakeAmericaGreatAgain again hat? The Home Depot Lowe's

@Timmy_Cox_718 Genuine question: would you feel the same way if it was a #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hat? The Home Depot

.Juliana lawson Genuine question: would you feel the same way if it was a #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hat?

#RejectedSexPositionNames The Orange Taco

Never trust a hipster stitcher. #WednesdayWisdom

We're Hiring! Perks include religious liberty, our kind of healthcare, and early access to our employee handbook. x.com/BusyMommaJ/sta…

You're hired! Policy change: Work week is Sun-Thu. No healthcare since I'm not feeling it. Details in new handbook. x.com/staciemb23/sta…

#StopPCPetition Goals 1. Get Kim Davis fired 2. Restore Hobby Lobby employees' healthcare 3. No more 10 min breaks x.com/a_patriot_vol/…

#MakeMeMadIn5Words #RedNationRising Obama is a Patriot

If it is really about safety, wouldn't there be a push to #ENDTHEBACKLOG and believe women who report rape first? x.com/Franklin_Graha…

Feminism is the radical idea that women are people. x.com/sandymridul/st…

You're the cone to my ice cream. #saynotocups #ediblesupport

No one requests Soylent as a last meal.

The Captain doesn't hold courses in how to revel in mediocrity and emotions.

Her every breath is a blessing. #MeanGirls

I don't trust people who write in all caps.

Money is consistency and circumstance. #ThursdayThoughts