Oh great. Another reason the celebrate this brilliant deal of Starmer’s.

Never, never thought I’d be retweeting something from the Sunday Sport. But chapeau, guys, you’ve nailed it.

If you have breakfast at 5.30, is it acceptable to have a second breakfast at 9.30?

Wherever you stand on Gaza in what world is an extremist Islamic dictator whose regime kills girls for showing their hair ‘the right side of history’?

How would we survive without this expert advice from this uber-competent council? Move to the coolest part of the house when it’s warm - now why had I never thought of that?

A decent cup of tea when you’re abroad. Mission impossible.

What ever transpires in the coming days and weeks my thoughts are with the people inside Iran who’s main worry is not attack by Israel or the US but from their own government who are brutally cracking down right now arresting & executing a large number of innocent people to

Unexpected item on the plant stand

No, actually. We are TERF island, and a beacon of courage and common sense to beleaguered countries like Canada, Australia and (even now) America. It's just that Scotland and Ireland still need to catch up.

We have a Ukrainian staying with us and are making heavy use of Google Translate. My mum (97) is in awe of Googles crack team of translators - and their speed! One up from my childhood belief there was a very small man hidden in the Coke machine, dispensing drinks all day.

Ask yourself if this dreadful man would have been summarily deported if this had happened at a UK airport. I doubt it. Some judge would have ruled that in his country it was common practice and how could he have known any better?

Heatwave update: still scorchio

The phone is still red hot with calls, mostly of babies seen out. Sadly, a lot of these are the result of disturbed nests. PLEASE, I know it takes a lot of willpower, and I know they are so sweet, and I understand you are so keen to see them, but PLEASE do not disturb a nest. You

“Hello, is this Zarah or Corbyn? How much will party membership cost?”

This is pretty jaw-dropping stuff. Great investigative reporting.

I heard it was a punnet of strawberries and a packet of Hobnobs

Is it too much to expect the lead presenter of the BBC’s Wimbledon coverage to be able to pronounce Amanda Anisimova’s name correctly? She’s only been around the tennis circuit for about ten years.

Something to cheer up our own dear Prime Minister.

To be fair, still a way to go to reach Peruvian levels of dissatisfaction with the government (98%)

Witty takedown of the highly entertaining Salt Path saga by my sister Amanda Craig