You will never eat all the apples you want to in your lifetime

I hate this entire clip, enjoy

When life truly goes sour, you can always go buy 200 cans of kidney beans, and then calculate the average amount of beans distributed

Thinking about how the smash flash guys refuse to add Mr. Incredible and that makes me sad

How am I suppose to use my utterly dope flirting skills if all the catfish bots keep unfollowing me

boo

Wario jab

I ate a taquito that fell on the floor Complete anarchy

I just kind of like the look of this one

I'm pretty sure life will stop kicking me and my family in the crotch, eventually

I've been trying for weeks, but this pogo stick is absolutely not a good transportation replacement for my usual 1 hour commute

Will return to tournaments when my controller doesn't have an actual broken leg. Very excellent timing for a pro controller shortage am I right

Well I guess I'll go and play Wario Land 3 forever now

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I wish the pikmin accounts would follow me. I am truly an empty, hollow shell of a man without them.