SOS! An armed burglar with a raunchy stache has entered my apartment and is lounging on my couch

A tear is shed as I drive away from austin. I'm comin for ya woodlands

@McKinleyRL YOU SHOULD HAVE #jerk #yesplz

I've touched down in the hoodlands, ready to do hood rat stuff

“Miranda Sings: I am in the bath don't tell him or he will com in it” Minerva Parvati

This is my grandma's best friend..she's a badass. Quite possibly the greatest Christmas card ever #redcowboyboots

A werewolf who charms snakes Zach Wright

Movie date with momma

The first and last time our mother grants us power over what our Christmas card will look like this… instagram.com/p/iRuPwfnY85/

Guess I should start Christmas shopping

Snapchat story is bumpin today

Fiesta Texas, the Cargills are comin for ya #sanantone #barbs

I would yell hook em at the Oregon football team in the San Antonio mall but they've all got a solid two feet/100 pounds on me #largepeople

Upholding stereotypes visiting the Alamo

I vacation on brokeback mountain, I thought dick's was a strip club, and this is how a condom fits me… instagram.com/p/iaRuhInYy3/

Forewarning: do not see wolf on Wall Street with any parent/elderly figure. But go see it cause it's an awesome movie

Fiesta Texas without lines is one of the most glorious things

Takin on the coasters #fiesta #woot

Bridget Murphy @lnteriordesign Connor Cargill Minerva Parvati Sounds heavenly. Hub & I both just finished books while sitting in sunshine. Jane Shaw