FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

HOW THE FUCK DO WE LOSE THAT GAME

If we missed a bowl this year I would be transferring

College basketball is my one true love

WHY CANT MY FUCKING LAPTOP WORK HOLY FUCK

If I get through this week with my grades intact it will be a miracle

Cale to Connor assists will solve world hunger

I might get crucified for this but Essegian is a better player than Keisei

My roommate met two girls and had them come into our room for a second. They asked if I remembered who they were but I don’t think I’ve met them. wtf

Got fucked by my chem exam (I got 97 and not a 100 like the last two)

Holy fuck these refs suck

Holy flop. Michigan state players are pussies

GOAL TEND. Blind ass fucking zebras

To the fuck heads who celebrated every goal in intramural soccer playing a team with a man down, one guy coming off surgery, and two dudes who never played before, disrespectfully, kill yourself

Studying going like shit

I love when the answer key to practice exams are just wrong