B: "Alfred, what's the forecast for today?" Al: "It seems you've mistaken me for 'Alexa,' Master Bruce."

True story, though I can't say it's unwarranted or unexpected.

I just want one peaceful holiday this year. Just one.

Sighing. "You're right."

Jason, please.

Oh believe me, that's doable.

You're right, Dick. Gotta be realists in this city. Only bank robberies and acid attacks this holiday season.

I was thinking of knitting the boys sweaters. I changed my mind.

People in Gotham are consistently horny; it's what crime does to you.