I said I could fly anything. I’m just waiting for that awkward conversation with Leia when she asks me to fly the Falcon...

Sometimes- sometimes I feel like a puppet. Like my life isn’t mine. It feels like we’re all in a movie...

What if I were assigned with R2 instead of BB8... We’d be called “R2DPoe”

I wonder what kind of technology we’re gonna have in the future...

Sorry I was gone for a week... Finn and I went on a little adventure :)

Today I accidentally walked into a quarren bathroom. They all screamed and wiggled their tentacles wildly.

Speratic thoughts: -Tank that shoots spiders -Sick backflip -Western duel: blaster edition -Getting your kylo ren mask super glued to your face

Snoke: Take that damn mask off you child! Kylo: *struggling* I-i can’t! Two hours later they’re both trying desperately to get the helmet off

*Poe plays air guitar*

Why can’t I have a movie? #SoloAStarWarsStory

I would totally look good in a handlebar mustache

Ever since we had to lay low from the First Order I’ve really gotten into Netflix. Just finished The Office and now I’m onto Friends

Leia, when do I get my raise?

Shoutout to this bartender who served me last night. When I said I wanted a single malt, I did NOT mean molten lava!

Tfw you fly by Jakku

No, BB8, I can’t walk you without a leash. Remember last time I let you roam around and picked up a jakku junkie along the way?

I wanna ride one of those lizard things Obi Wan rode so many years ago.

PSA: I am leaving the galaxy, so I won’t be posting for a week or two. And I may die, so Finn if youre seeing this, my message is in our safe box.

It has come to my attention that Finn appearently can’t stay loyal