I have reinstalled Twitter to respond to this story and make sure my voice is fully heard. I am Casey. My real name is Alex but my mom decided it would be best to hide it for anonymity. But this is my story, not hers. This is not the free press’s story.

succession is just so good

I thought I could watch love is blind reunion and then succession but now I have to decide if succession can wait or if the spoiler risk is too high

I need shiv roy to have a win so badly I can't keep seeing her be devastated like this and then see tweets about her being the worst character or whatever I can't take it anymore

A fruit is named “orange.” As a result, it is incentivized to become the color orange. Which it does. Every. Single. Time. Free markets make this possible.

music theory profs checking your hw for parallel 5ths

AHHHHHHHH

.Wyndham Hotels & Resorts what would you do in this situation

I would have let Ken do my appendectomy

so sorry for those who believed Kendall was really the number one boy, but that has always been delusion and thank god for that

“why would you think shiv changed her mind for Tom/the baby” maybe because she at the beginning of the episode she expressed a desire to stay with Tom and they didn’t throw that in for no reason??? sure she did it out of spite/jealousy too but come on that’s not the only reason

what

Thanks Elon for eliminating the bots, sure would suck if my replies were full of them

i can't get that dumb ukulele riff out of my head

Vault tracks ranking by album: 1. Speak now 2. Red 3. Fearless

There’s no way I’m gonna buy a $70 *acrylic* cardigan just so it has the Speak Now patch on it, I’m going to just knit it with better quality yarn when I get around to it

Follow me if you want I guess, we’ll see how this goes

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