Boss: “You arrived 10 minutes late.” Employee: “Yesterday I stayed late finishing that last-minute report.” Boss: “I understand… but rules are rules.” The next day, the employee arrived exactly on time. And at 5:00 p.m. sharp, she shut down the computer. No extra emails. No

Met with a CEO His company is growing fast (hit $2m ARR in their first year) But there was a problem You want to be a $100 billion company, right? Of course, he said Well, you have a sales team, I said. And you have a marketing team. A finance team. An Ops team. But

If someone has this profile picture and you reject them from a job application, they can legally sue for discrimination Job seekers are a protected class now

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5 careers that pay big money without a college degrees - GDPR Analyst: $300k - SOC 2 Ninja: $400k - Senior Regulatory Wizard: $450k - Interpretive Compliance Dancer: $500k - Person who hides in vents to find compliance violations at big corporations: $600k

My friend make $300k year as a compliance offer All she has to do is file 2 forms with the government every week When anyone asks her a question, she just says "let me check the compliance manual and get back to you." Compliance is the best career for a young person

my friend makes $60k in marketing uses credit cards to pay expenses I told her to do some compliance work on the side her first week, she made $25k filling out a few GDPR forms for a company compliance really is the next AI

Of my 20+ friends who went to Ivy League Schools... Zero are working in finance, management, or law All of them saw a more lucrative career path: Compliance. It's the only field guaranteed by the government to keep growing for the next 50 years. They'll each make $500k just

dating in NYC is wildddd had dinner with a guy who works at a big investment bank asked him how he feels about compliance he said he doesn't bother with all that stuff found his boss on LinkedIn and let him know he was fired the next day and I unmatched him then I secured a

"Get an office in the UK" they said. 112 emails and 4 months later, we have finally have regulatory approval to sign the lease. Why is this so hard 🥴🥴

my friend makes $50k a month with just 4 hours of work each week all he does is find GDPR violations on company websites reports them to the EU and gets paid a bounty for each violation he's put 300 small companies out of business so far and made himself a bunch of passive

friend took a new job last year at a startup they have unlimited PTO it's been 8 months and she still hasn't showed up to work once she just keeps submitting new PTO requests for the entire month they haven't said anything yet and keep paying her what should she do?

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We just shipped an integration with Aikido Security Security findings in, audit-ready evidence out. Compliance stays up to date while your team ships.

The smartest people I know keep moving to Europe They realized they can make $70k working in compliance over there and have 10x the quality of life Without paying for healthcare Soon the US will have no one left