Today I'm thankful that my bus driver is being quite liberal with the horn this morning!

Just watched a man snot rocket into his hands and then lick it. Classy MBTA rider.

This bus really sounds like its about to break. At least there's a cheerful dude wearing a Snickers shirt to keep me entertained!

Woman across me on the T is casually spinning wool into yarn. I guess that's the type person that goes all the way to Alewife?

The person sitting next to me on this bus seriously has the worst breath I've ever been near. #buswoes

I really want to put on Chapstick right now but I'm worried that the T germs will stick to my mouth.

The bus just hopped the curb!

In my imagination a singing bus driver would be wonderful. This one I'm currently experiencing is more of a nightmare.

The man across from me is eating beef stroganoff to-go and has a wooden walking stick with a wizard face & beard carved in it. That is all.

Other dude is creepily smiling and mouthing words and wearing a Stark wolf pin. G.O.T. woes?

The heat is making everyone slower but not nicer.

"Do you want me to just park your car for you?!" -my bus driver yelling at pedestrians

The woman next to me is using an original MP3 player. Respect. I wonder what she's listening to?

Dude 5 rows behind me is blasting heavy metal through his headphones. Hence, everyone on this bus is waking up confused & angry.

The body odor on this train is downright oppressive.

The up escalator in Porter is broken. Stairs? I'm furious.

My subway car is rallying around a dude owning Candy Crush at full volume. Overconfident teen A Capella group is in full melodious support.

It's cruel that T time and tea time are so different. Just think of the possibilities.

I know 'tis the season, but it's unacceptable to ride the escalator like Buddy the Elf during peak commuter hours.

Lady running and stiff-arming the crowd is being surprisingly well accepted. I gotta say - I am disappointed at the lack of heckles.