Is it really that hard to just hide the cocaine better

Watching people go to the mat for racists who were banned from Twitter like it's a big encroachment on the first Amendment that they can't post a meme of AOC making a dumb face with impact font and get 7 likes and 2 retweets

Was there a point during the campaign where Donald Trump said "They wanna give free healthcare to immigrants, they get it but you don't get it" because I distinctly remember it

Okay so here's my take on the $2000 stimmy. The original language of the Cash Act was to add $1400 in direct payments to the $600 in the Covid bill that already passed so that's technically correct. I also don't give a fuck about that, give people more money you cheap fucks.

Okay but am I the only one who thinks this cracks. Like I'd eat the fuck out of this

Me and Who?

Any statement that Democratic plan contains $2000 checks is fake news. It contains $1400 checks. This is not a matter of interpretation. You can say "the plan contains enough money to make the sum total of recent support add up to $2000" but you can't say it contains 2k checks

Losing my mind thinking about maga chuds forcing themselves to listen to Ariel Pink

Gamers™: Games aren't just stupid toys anymore they're a legitimate artform Games Journalist: *Criticizes a game like any other artform* Gamers™: REEEEEEEEEEE

The Joe Rogan Podcast ruined a generation of men

Wait this has to be a bit right?

LMAO

Fellas avoid women like this

Bro if you think Twitter conservatives are braindead just wait til you see TikTok conservatives

78% of Democrats, 60% of independents and 54% of Republicans support monthly $2000 payments during the pandemic. This movement for #UBI policy is shaping elections like the Georgia runoffs and it's not going anywhere. Read more on Basic Income Today: buff.ly/3qp1eWk

Watching NYC Twitter go in on Yang trying to act like a normal New Yorker is so funny