they should consider giving us any news at all about blaseball

This is psychological warfare aimed at me specifically

@CaetraLynx yoori "o'lantern" dot blase 🍬🔮📈 im at the combination go pies and breath mints lore thread and it's closed . this is a rush job calling in @asmallerfish

Just in case twitter dies I want this to be the last thing I ever post Piss

Merry Pissmas

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Had a random burst of “Oh I look good today” and I’ve decided to make it everyone’s problem

the problem is, as always, capitalism

@ World's Forgotten Boy AJ (Any) get gecko'd lol 🦎

Thinking about all the people in my life who I will never be able to fully explain to why this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

Nihilists are just lazy I think. Nothing really matters? A smile matters, the whispers of the trees matter. Laughter matters. Get real

E = mc² + piss. This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E = mc², which relates energy (E) to mass(m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of piss (piss).

Love that this moment gets brought up 660 issues later and he gets owned by high schoolers about it

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - the one time you misspelled that word in the chat - how badly you misspelled that word - god you are so stupid they will literally never let you live that down