Is that what I have to do to be sexy? Be all boss like?

I can’t stand idiots! Makes me sick!

Someone is late. Maybe it’s me

When the hell did this happen? THEY’RE FIRED!!

I say update my header you blue bastard!

Thanks wife... now that the blue blue did what it was told!

Are we police officers or in the military? I’ve been around so long I think I’ve forgotten

And who snuck into my house and made copies of a high profile case! They are going down!

-text Crystal Momi- I’ll be home late. Gotta brief Sean at the station. I love you beautiful

I believe I was entertaining

Just stating the facts! I’m here for your entertainment purposes

I apologize for my absence. Let’s see if I can’t catch things up a bit.