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Kylie Minogue implies the existence of a Kylie Majogue

Same graph on a lot of fronts today

Farewells to Francis on today’s fronts

Typing an en dash that no one will notice

Meanwhile in Sheboygan …

Going through my Instagram likes/views to see who loves me and who wishes I were dead

We live in a kazoo-nity

Capital letters exist for a reason. This unhinged behaviour must end.

Babe wake up, new genders just dropped

The Manufacturers Life Insurance Co. and its immaculately kept lawn would like to wish you happy Pride

A1 obits for Edmund White

Airport bathroom muzak playing a slow and plaintive instrumental version of Does Your Mother Know

I’ve read more books in the last 12 months than some people read in a year.

Hey Microsoft Copilot, how about you just fly me to my goddamn email

The city hired Christo to decorate utility boxes

Ugh just came face to face with my archnemesis (the sun)