What do you call a hippopotamus who doesn't listen to his own advice? A hippo - crite. #badcomicchoudhuri #badjokes #Hippopotamus

History does tend to repeat itself, especially if you're partially deaf. #badcomicchoudhuri #history #dadjokes

What would you call the movie of a kid that gets left behind at home and spends the entire time meditating? Om Alone. #badcomicchoudhuri #homealone #puns

What do you call a movie interval that shows only Mission Impossible trailers? An inter-mission impossible. #badcomicchoudhuri #tomcruise #missionimpossible

In which place do snakes most prefer to get rid of their older skin? A shed. #badcomicchoudhuri #snakejokes #snake

What kind of cakes do snakes absolutely hate? Eggless #badcomicchoudhuri #puns #snake

Why are dragons good at rap battles? Cause they spit pure fire. #badcomicchoudhuri #dragons #GameOfThrones

What did the philosophical python say when he saw a rose? y-thorn #badcomicchoudhuri #badjokes #snakes

What time zone do ants follow? P-EST #badcomicchoudhuri #timezone #est

Benadryl isn’t a cough syrup, it’s a cough remedy. If you want a cough syrup, try an ice cold milkshake. #badcomicchoudhuri #badjobes #benadryl #milkshake

What kind of vase can never be broken? Vase-line #badcomicchoudhuri #vaseline

What is more dangerous, night or day? K-night. #badcomicchoudhuri #knight #puns

Which kind of maid never sleeps? Mum-bai #badcomicchoudhuri #mumbai #puns

Which city in Italy gives you all the answers you want? Ch-rome. #badcomicchoudhuri #italy #Rome

What is the most racist way of brainstorming an idea? Using a white board. #badcomicchoudhuri #rascist

What is the cleanest genre of television? Soap Opera. #badcomicchoudhuri #puns

I came across a shop that sold the greatest milk and cheese I have ever tasted. You could say that their products are legen-dairy. #badcomicchoudhuri #puns #badjokes #dairy #LEGENDARY

What do you call sleeping with your best friend's partner? Inappropriate #badcomicchoudhuri #cheating

It's insane how some people can flip those massive truck tires. Just looking at them makes me feel tyred. #badcomicchoudhuri #tired #tyre

My friend's job in the tea estate is to make sure that only fresh tea leaves are used. You could say that he works in quali-tea assurance. #badcomicchoudhuri #puns #tea