Pride month is almost here!!#HappyPride🏳️‍🌈

Comet is 7 years old today. They're the age of a small feral child. Thanks for helping me meet my wife and several amazing friends you Disaster dinosaur #MyTwitterAnniversary

this is what it looks like right now in nyc. very frustrating walking around brooklyn and seeing a bunch of bokoblins i already killed weeks ago

Guys. In NYC, the smoke is so bad, in some places the streetlights are on. It is 2 pm and not cloudy.

Apologies, I apparently pocket retweeted some bullshit. It's deleted now, sorry if you thought i supported that shit

Squirmy

Share the non-binary lion to make a transphobe cry

The perfect pillow does exist 🧈

I can imagine the horror of being stuck at the bottom of the ocean, in the dark, with minimal air, screaming for rescue that isn't going to come And also think its Funny and Good that rich folks fucked around and found out. That's the human condition baby. We contain multitudes

It's still fluff. But animated 🪶 (Sound on for soft little Raptor chirps which i borrowed from a Peregrine Falcon 🤓)

God, I need to quit Twitter. Opening up this app makes my blood pressure spike

The Bob's Burgers movie was ahead of its time

like this

Home Depot revealed a MASSIVE 13-foot animated Jack Skellington Halloween decoration for this year. His mouth moves when he talks and sings. Price is $399.

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Happy balloons to me!

THE MIGHTY WALRUS! This premade is yours for the taking! Featuring a comfy fat neckpiece, a pair of tusks to show off your quality, an array of whiskers to feel the wind, fully lined interiors, and a pair of flippers to slap your enemies! #fursuitfriday #walrus #fursona #furry