I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon.

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Disparate Housewives

Annie Blackburn.

Imagine saying with a straight face you “don’t know what ambiance is”because you wanna control the music at your local cafe.

Shit bitch, throw a fit.

*shows me his dick* Ceci n’est pas une pipe

"I need to go to my quiet place!"

Going down on your girl like…

Can we finally admit that being a snob has a place in society and anti snobbery is the reason so much stuff is ass now

It’s takes a village to raise a 20 year old

It’s crazy she saved his name as George Clooney when he’s Jon Hamm

Why use one metaphor when you can use five? Why make five points when you can make nine?

*jesus turns water to wine* Judas: No way. Jesus: Yahweh

Don’t piss on my petunias and call it rain

Bring back social capital.

Can you delete my SSN next doge?

Im cleaning the house from inside the pleasure dome.

Me: Doctor I’ve had an erection for 24 hours Doctor: Jesus how many viagra did you take Me: what viagra 😝