the gap in my resume is from when i was repeatedly falling into and getting out of holes that resembled my grave but ultimately weren’t

Cat hair is part of the fit

Four more traumas and the funny is back

Bhai is client ki behen ne dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai, ye log rishtedaro ko creative director kyu samajhte pencho

Meri shaadi kara do koi. Merse nahi ho raha ye strong independent woman ka aur dhong

Kyun piyu mai Matcha? Kya khaas baat hai matcha mai? Nhi pini mujhe matcha

guys i spotted a van gogh rick look at it

Is there anything more irritating than being mad at someone and them not even realising you're mad at them?

"I love when pretty people date pretty people" But do you ever hate when ugly people date ugly people?

Fuck yeah sarpanch

WESTSIDE IS SELLING COWBOY BOOTS?!!

Bars should offer cocktail tasters because I don't want to spend 700rs just to realise I hate juice n daru

when everyone is going through it at the same time

my jaw is on the floor

Reasonable

Sunidhi Chauhan agar mazze mazze ke lie AD ban sakti hai to mai mazze ke lie actor kyu nahi ban sakti? Hmmmmmmmmm 🧐