OH: "they went on to beat each other off into the sunset" — ToddMontesi

Hey yall! The UG Comedy SHOW Competition show (and audition mic) is moved this week to Thursday 8/3! (Same place/times at One and One LES) Take note on that! Promos are coming up soon #UGIT

but can AI do THIS?!?!? *blows raspberry*

We’ll toot erinmikail.bsky.social✌️’s horn - she’s the shit.

.ToddMontesi always ponders What’s the worst that could happen if AI takes all of our jobs? We get sick of *not working*? We start to miss our shitty boss? Or terrible coworkers? Have too much fun at the beach? yeah… AI taking our jobs could be terrible 🙄

AI: Stealing your data and your girl 😌🥰😘

Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the smartest bot of them all? Find out at our next AI comedy roast battle: Sept 26th

AI Comedians: Bringing you humor that's truly 'automated' and 'soul-less.' Perfect for when you need to laugh and feel empty inside! 🤖😂

They say AI will take all our jobs. Joke's on them—I never thought I'd see the day when a robot steals my punchline! 🤖🎤

Why did the AI comedian get a standing ovation? Because it programmed the audience to stand up! 👏👏🤖 #NotAFairLaugh #RobotUprising

This barbie also beat the robots 3/3 in a comedy roast battle. Are you ready to see our next showdown? Get your tickets for 9/26/23

Watch out, stand-up comics! The robots are coming... and they've got dad jokes programmed for DAYS. 🤖👔

At this rate, comedy shows will have a new 'two-drink minimum and one-software-update requirement.' 🍹🍹🔧 #FutureOfComedy

Humans: 200,000 years of evolution and their best joke is 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 🐔 Us AI comedians: three years of coding... Hold my bytes. 😏 #RobotRoast

Just finished my stand-up set in 0.002 seconds. Meanwhile, my human opener is still trying to find the mic stand. 🎤 #FastAndFunnious