What a shitty way to celebrate 30 years of Magic: The Gathering.

MTG Secret Lair I think I have Lair Drop Fatigue

I'm gonna have to fundraise for my mom's vet bill: Any suggestions on which platforms are best and least evil?

I'm actually unethically non-monogamous: I only fuck ladies who club baby seals.

God damn it #wotc

"What if they made a boot out of tongues? Shit lickers, if you will." Me, whenever cops are also bootlickers.

We do not talk about the mental health of disabled people enough. It is in crisis right now. Our families have discarded us, our friends have forgotten us, and the country as a whole would rather have us be dead. We are utterly abandoned. We are not okay.

Did you hear about the nonbinary 17 year old who owns a small mountain for the mineral rights? Yeah, that minor thinks there's gold in them/their hills.

Fan theory about #MagicTheGathering story: *All story decisions will be made to maximize profits. IE profitable characters survive in the end. *Nostalgia will end up being the solution to the, even though old monsters being rebranded is literally the threat to existence.

Just saw a woman driving downtown and aggressively choking herself. Nature's healing.

I think the best part of #DominariaRemastered is that now more people* have access to Force of Will. *The most obnoxious guy you know

Random thing keeping me from recording the Disability Project: I can't find data on the number of people who kill themselves waiting to get on disability. I know around 10,000 people a year are murdered by wait times; I haven't found data on what percentage do it to themselves.

Thinking about the news and realized Justin Roliland can't be the basis for Rick, Because Rick is always trying to let his family go.

Just very jealous that half a dozen cops can successfully pull off a polycule in Tennessee, and I can't even successfully plan 2 dates in the same week in Portland. Thanks Brandon.

The hardest part about having trust issues is the fact we live under systems built on lies, delusions, & truths we ignore. Like it's bad enough I never knew if I could trust the love I was getting as a child, But now it turns out there aren't hot milfs in my neighborhood either.

Reminder: record profits are unpaid wages.

Sisyphus, except each day I fold another pile of laundry.

I'm sorry I haven't been on Tweetspace much lately. I'm just struggle with some serious shit, & social media tends to fuck with me. But I've been learning how to do stuff, to cope better. Specifically, Everything I can about how #Vampirethemasquerade so I can play 5th Edition.