Shellfie

facebook.com/jonathan.brock… watch this video i made of my #comedy woooo

If god didn't want there to be lesbians. Why did he sync their periods? #Pride2015

Tonight we have an extra second... Damn just wasted it!

Betflix would be a good name for a betting company where you bet on how many people will watch a show

Happy #Halloween

I like to call dreams nice-mares

I'm going to buy the original recordings of songs and make drums and bass versions. Just by removing all other instruments...

#2048

#zebracrossing #zebra #joke #meme #wildwings #safari #kruger #knp #southafrica #toomanyhashtags

So i've been quiet this year as i'm writing a non fiction book. A jovial take on history called people are fucking terrible. #paft Jonathan R Brock

I will be doing live events and stand up in conjunction with the book. #paft follow me on Jonathan R Brock for more updates :) #historyComedy

If you cry in the sea. Noone can see your tears...

I'm so behind the times; when freak out came out (the song) i was still trying to freak in

I like to find selfies taken with a mirror and pretend the person is really taking a picture of me. #friend