I cannot apologise enough that yesterday’s tweets weren’t very funny.

Ultimately, I know there’s no way to convince some people that this apology is *truly* different from the same old empty, bull***t ones I always used when I was called out in the past. Particularly because it isn’t.

Realising the consequences of my actions, I took a long, hard look inwards and sought to find the truth behind why it wasn’t actually my fault.

It’s not my fault I have to keep apologising.

What I did to these women was unspeakable, although unfortunately not as unspeakable as I had hoped.

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