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Comcare

@comcare_gov_au

This is a parody/satire account (NOT the Australian Government) * Not sponsored by Catherine Chan and Elizabeth (Liz) Caitlin Bell, Statutory Oversight, Comcare

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Wouldn’t it be funny if in response to a section 59 request for information, we gave the information of a completely different person! Oh wait, we did that! Greg Vines

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We pay our respects to the fallen. Mostly because as they are dead it means we (or our DVA allies) don’t have to pay compensation.

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Seeings the eSafety Commissioner has not been successful in global censorship attempts, we are going to resume sending the police to claimants’ homes and attempting to intimidate them into silence. Tony Burke Greg Vines

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Under the Albanese Government, we’ll spend $5 million in taxpayer funds on legal fees to avoid paying $20 for a claimant’s medication. Cool and normal 👍🏻👍🏻

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Do you enjoy bashing your partner until they have sex with you? Well come work for Comcare! Don’t want to give us your consent? That’s ok, we’ll threaten to put you into poverty until you relent and provide it! We’re not all DV perpetrators we promise!

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Pleased with Tony Burke announcement of a full independent review of Comcare 👏🏼 - something Senator Lambie & I negotiated with Govt. Comcare is supposed to support people, but it's often combative & traumatising. This review is a step toward fixing that ministers.dewr.gov.au/burke/review-c…

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Greg Vines has resigned as our CEO. Michael Duke will act in the role for the interim, but then he will be converted into full time CEO.

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Coming as a surprise to nobody, the ato.gov.au wants injured employees on the Comcare scheme to be paid less to incentivise them back to work. With the usual stigma thrown in agains those with psychological injuries. app.converlens.com/dewr/src-act-r…

Coming as a surprise to nobody, the
<a href="/ato_gov_au/">ato.gov.au</a> wants injured employees on the Comcare scheme to be paid less to incentivise them back to work. With the usual stigma thrown in agains those with psychological injuries.
app.converlens.com/dewr/src-act-r…
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Guessing it was too hot to handle...? Seems the #Comcare review is not publicly publishing individual submissions which it lead us to believe it would. David Pocock @JacquiLambieTAS #Journalists should be scratching around in this pile of manure because the story is huge.

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Isn’t it suspicious that an SRC Act review is setup and we’re supposed to have our say about Comcare, but now they are keeping the submissions from individuals suppressed? They want to hide the out and out failures of Comcare? David Pocock

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If you try and speak about our employees doing the wrong thing, we decide the truth may harm our employees therefore we seek protection orders to silence you. We can do what we want when we want and you will shut up and cop it. Anthony Albanese Government transparency in full effect.

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We are proud to see Dan Andrews represent us among his Chinese & North Korean peers. On that note, if we don't like anything you post about us, even if it conforms with the law, we will censor you anyway. Heil China!

We are proud to see Dan Andrews represent us among his Chinese &amp; North Korean peers. On that note, if we don't like anything you post about us, even if it conforms with the law, we will censor you anyway. Heil China!
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Currently conducting a WHS investigation due to Kellie Sloane getting roasted and deleting her X account. We remind the public that hurt feelings are a psychosocial risk, and employers do have an obligation to mitigate the risk.