omw to get the worm early asf

type of shit that happens at work when you’re already having a terrible day

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

pitt day!!!

me trying not to fart mid conversation

UTSA kicker Jaffer Murphy put on a show at his pro day, running a 4.50 40-yard dash and connecting on a 70-yard field goal.

when all of your coworkers having a bad day but you’re just a chill guy who has a date after the shift

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

my boss just asked me to do work at my job

TOMORROW 👀👀👀

#ImSoScared

yea I was just talkin to the president

"You need to shut your fucking mouth" #pittspoilers

happy last the pitt day of 2026 to those who celebrate #thepitt

when the neighbors argument be sounding good af

You're a Coors banquet in a world full of white claws. Remember that.