Hands rub at his temples. “The tournaments haven’t even started yet and I already feel like I’m at my limits. I envy all of you who get to pop up whenever you please.” x.com/shepherdoffate…

“...I guess if I /have/ to choose I’d say Chinese. Today’s a lazy day.” How you think this writer feels? DP has nine yet Pit-Stain gets twenty-two. And people wonder why he’s constantly edgy.

“Alright. Then I’ll leave you to it. Oh and be sure to get that egg drop soup. No meal is complete without it.”

“Oh...I thought we were calling it in. Hence a lazy day.”

Looks like we don’t need to go anywhere. They found us.

A nod. “Alright. Sounds like a good plan.” Now the question stood: which movie? Scrounging around the assortment, he’d shift through the different variety.

If you count getting pummeled in the face as exercise then by all means. Yes.

Originally I was afraid of this Ridley guy appearing but now I think I’m more terrified of the Wii Trainers...

They’re... intense to put it lightly.

Woah- that was... quite the jump there, Palutena.

A stifled laugh. Always one for openings... After shuffling through the pile he settles for one of the horror ones. They were the most in the bunch anyways. “You done yet?” He’d call out from the living room.

“Hello. I’ve totally have been here and active the whole time. And anyone who says otherwise is completely lying.”

You know everyone’s freaking out over being nerfed by this new winged light thing; but honestly this is a dream come true.

“Here’s a joke for the day. My writer holding onto the belief this account will one day be active again.”

“I can’t decide what’s more amusing: Watching the TL descend into April fool’s chaos or Pit Stain attempting to fight it all.”

.... “But the sheets are so warm—“

“Alright! Alright! I’m up!” Scrambling from the sheets in a frantic albeit clumsy manner. “There’s no need to get physical here.” Knowing Crystal it’d be ice cold too.