Writer is putting Killian in a time out for that one. ~

To bloody hell she can’t fit in a barrel.

After that interaction he needed a drink but /someone/ drank all his rum. To town he goes it seems.

Did Linda drunk all the rum? Who in bloody hell is Linda?!

“Linda’s is gonna walk the plank, I’ve had it!” Teach her to drink all the rum.

#SeductiveSunday pirate style

So no rum for breakfast. What a sad way for the pirate to start his day.

He will duel for her affection. Bets his sword is bigger. If all else fails he has a н o o ĸ.

Wait why is she watching his ass. He’s N a k e d..!

Just in case she forgets.

The ocean has lulled him to sleep finally. Killian could be heard muttering sea ditties. Tomorrow he will get the rum.

A quick trip into town leaves Killian procuring more barrels of rum than he has hands. So delivery it is.

Killian is about to get slapped, possibly with a fin. At the very least by a hand..

This is why mermaids never trust pirates.

|| 🤣 I can’t even..

stumbling in drunk as he places the clothes he “bought” for Ariel on the foot of the bed. “Sorry love, I got sidetracked.”

Takes back the clothes. She’s trapped in his room.

He can sense her gone as Killian rolls over to the empty space. He is too tired to go looking now. A soft groan as he buries his head in the pillow. He should’ve known too much rum would do this to him.