Wife said yes to bag. #expand

Fuck this kid. #shrinj

Back in home territory. #inlovewithbamagphi

“All I need is a 95 on my final exam and I’ll pass the class” #expand

Woke up with the aphi wife this morning. aphi formal coming soon?#expand

What the fuck was that ump.

10 dollar buckets yea, I love with Oxford. #expand

Yea ur coming home with me tonight. Your 40 year boyfriend doesn’t haft to know.

She’s beautiful.#expand

Ordering quesadillas at the bar. Holy what a play maker.#expand

Took the aphi wife home again. Hopefully she’ll suck it after are dinner date tonight. #expandaphi

Blah blah blah. Just come back to my dorm alr. #expandcrawdaddys

Rather be in heaven than studying for my exams. #expand

Yassss I love the knicks go KATTT. #shrink

Starting to love diversity. #startingtonotminddiversity

Mmhhh yummy birth control #expandaxo.

Got brake checked by three black women already. Im definitely back in Houston.#selfdox

Accounting this accounting that. This colonel needs a new pair of costas.

Holy this rushee fucking sucks #fuckthisfuck

Watching Connor McGregor edits drunk might actually be the most motivating thing any nigga can witness.