Andres Obregon (@colombiankid92) 's Twitter Profile
Andres Obregon

@colombiankid92

Professional scroller. Weirdly good at organizing the insides of refrigerators. I kind of learned how to ride a bike when i was 21. #SApro he/him/el

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Janel Comeau 🍁 (@verybadllama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

used to think the idea of hypnotized sleeper agents turning violent after hearing an activation phrase was far-fetched, but then I heard the Microsoft Teams jingle for the first time in two weeks today

Warren Gunnels (@gunnelswarren) 's Twitter Profile Photo

42% of cancer patients in America deplete their entire life savings within the first 2 years of their diagnosis. We can't help them, but apparently we can bribe everyone in Greenland with a check of up to $100 grand if they secede from Denmark. Because: America first!

Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) 's Twitter Profile Photo

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns