omg this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.. The little beaver temper tantrum noises … 🥹

Jason World In Last 24hrs Sometimes people say the dumbest, shittiest things imaginable, and today Jason really went out of his way to prove he’s exceptionally fucking good at it. Ya Dummy.

Thoughts & prayers for the folks at KitKat during this difficult time in their company’s history. Hoping they locate those responsible & restore order. In unrelated news, our KitKat Martini is now just $5 - as we bravely attempt to assist with a sudden surplus situation. 🍸 🍫

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats. And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

Dominoes denied having anything to do with it! 2/

As did Denny’s! Don’t blame them! 3/

Ryan Air has a new look for their planes! 4/

Even the Tampa Airport got in on the joke! 5/

As did many others! I am NEVER leaving this app!!!!

Official statement: We can confirm DeLorean had nothing to do with this. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 And McDonald’s France… “We still have some KitKat. Just in case…” 😁

Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖

The KitKat reply thread part 2! In case you missed it, 12 tons of KitKats have been stolen and social media managers have been brilliant in reply!!! I am NEVER leaving this app! Scroll through to the end of this thread to see who I think did it! It wasn’t Pizza Hut! 1/

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

Spring is almost here, I swear. The Weather Network #SpringSeason

Third winter 😩

What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity.

My night in a nutshell 😒

Basically demonic 😂😂😂 Love her!!!