Baba Trophy 🏆 Not all teenagers, just certain ones.

Republicans sponsoring mass amnesty: María Elvira Salazar (FL-27) Mike Lawler (NY-17) David Valadao (CA-22) Dan Newhouse (WA-04) Mike Kelly (PA-16) Brian Fitzpatrick (PA-01) Gabe Evans (CO-08) Marlin Stutzman (IN-03) Don Bacon (NE-02) Young Kim (CA-40) Mario Díaz-Balart (FL-26)

No World War 3 the week of The Masters

Every time I go for a walk I start thinking about extremist right wing ideas

As Tom Brady would say “what a piss missile”

No comment.

Unfathomably based.

It’s wild to think people once crossed entire oceans with no technology, just courage and belief

As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”

So when is the ban on abortion? Since it’s been proven countless times that babies within the womb can feel pain…. Surely we value human life more than we value lobsters?

The 19th was a mistake.

Sure, but they could also point out every major constellation in the sky and tell you what direction was North at any hour of the day.

Honeybee society will not survive unless it allows giant hornet migration.

>Using Jesus' birth to track the years

From now on I will only refer to it as World War Eleven

I should renew my passport