In the case of kickflipping over a homeless person, I believe the cruelness is outweighed by coolness, making the act ethically acceptable in my eyes

I’ll never no matter how much money I have buy one of those expensive dinners with like a chunk of cow from the Himalayas and some mysterious paste smeared on the plate like babyshit. I’m much more of a corn dog man anyway

We seriously need to get these old pieces of shit out of Congress

He's back ❤️ (via MLB)

superior bait

I will never understand basketball

I’m not a Grateful Dead fan, but I am a fan of the Greatful Dead’s fans.

Met Gala is stupid and if u care ab it that’s pretty lame

Has that union busting, son of a bitch, dork Elon Musk secured my right to be racist on here yet? I got a lot to say about these lousy crackers runnin the show

if you guys are struggling with what to get me for my birthday u can just buy tickets for one of my shows this year 🤠

adam never disappoints