New in Talk of the Town: A high-level Swat Team planned for every way Trump could subvert the election & predicted a Jan.6 standoff - but it was worse than even they expected. newyorker.com/magazine/2021/…

This is so amazing. I am also so glad my dog can’t do this. 😮

I love Dougie. This is really cool.

Leaving tomw to see a very sick relative. I put Jack’s thrower/ball in the trunk first (jigsaws too cuz they’re also vital)so we wouldn’t forget & he decided he’d like to ride back there. Fine w me cuz lethal farts, but Lauren said no. Rude.

On second thought, maybe that second CBD treat was excessive. ⁦Lauren Kaplan⁩ Lauren, when you finish brushing your teeth you’ll be heading to the sofa to sleep cuz this dog ain’t moving.

Jack loves ⁦Leslie Jones 🦋⁩ He turned 9 months old today and is now old enough for Time Machine on Netflix.

Thank goodness for doggie sedatives. Watching this dog high af is my love language. ⁦Lauren Kaplan⁩

We’re crine happy, relieved tears in this house.

🤣🤣🤣 Kenny!

I used the boatloads of credit card points I accrued online shopping during shutdown on a brief stay in a fancy suite at our fave spot La Quinta Resort We deserve this- not Jack cuz he’s already spoiled rotten but we brought him anyway.

Jack hates it here. I wish he’d get comfy and relax. Go ⁦Los Angeles Dodgers⁩ !! ⁦Lauren Kaplan⁩ ⁦La Quinta Resort⁩

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

It’s lovely to be home & play in the backyard with Jack. It’s hot so i did some supplemental watering & yes, Jack got the hose again. Subsequent wrastling ensued & we’re filthy. Don’t tell lauren. Yes I’m wearing pajama pants at 6pm.

Jack does this thing where he drops his ball in the communal water bowl, dunks his head in it & fishes it out (literal rinse repeat)- often while lying in a puddle. We are just bursting with pride. Good boy, pigpen.

Before. After. Maybe we get him groomed a bit more often in the future. 🥴

Please sir, can i have some more?

Sound up to hear Jack demanding to speak to the manager of the treat jar on the kitchen counter.

I dunno this lady but she seems nice, is a nurse, and- just a guess- her siblings won’t run an ad begging folks not to vote for her. Oops- I buried the lede. She’s running against that infected wart Paul Gosar. Follow her, I did.

Marcus has been speaking truth and sense onhere lately. I shall humbly anoint him “Thee AntiDoomOlogist”.

Altho article includes zero surprising information, I was absolutely riveted and delighted by this inventory of failures to the point of delirious schadenfreude tears.