Growing up is realizing Cameron is the main character of Ferris Buller’s day off. Not in a he has a nice butt way but in a character development way.

Men I have a proposition for you: double breasted jackets

As a movie soundtrack collector this minions soundtrack is great news

Being a feminist and building your own furniture is fun and games until you’re pouring gasoline on your hands to get rid of the feeling of a chemical you can’t spell or pronounce.

It’s official my new arch nemesis is a 6 year old who gets gum stuck in his hair.

Who knew Ryan Murphy wrote dead poets society as his senior thesis in high school.

I would like to add this screen shot I took of Braeden Lemasters from a wallows’ music video to this collection of brunettes in green sweaters

Did my Matty Healy impression for my orthodox Jewish kindergarten class today…they did not find it funny.

Making a class meet virtually on a snow day is inhumane.

Where R all the hot people.

The fish I bought a bunch of five year olds just killed itself.

I’m rooting for Kim Kardashian showing up to the met in Jackie Kennedy’s bloody Chanel suit

I love first dates because I get to do what I do best. Talk about myself

I’m calling it floafers are the next big shoe…you may not know them now but you will.

Growing up is having appropriate and attainable crushes… like my crush on the man who works in the art museum gift shop.

Nothing will beat the feeling of watching a soap opera and the first chords of hallelujah play.