I WILL be ❤️ reacting to your Instagram story 37 seconds after you post it

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

The government is banning TikTok because dudes are rocking too hard on that platform, and they’re trying to silence our brothers

It scares me that ppl’s first instinct when they don’t know something isn’t to look it up.

Benson Boone is such a pornstar name I’m sorry

“Tornado watch” Yeah I plan to

There it is.

brother they make your merch!

YES SIR I’LL DO JUST WHAT YOU TELL ME

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

had to do it to em stance

Wow! I’ve never seen anything like this 😱 This CCTV footage captures the powerful M7.7 earthquake that struck Myanmar in March. You can clearly see the dramatic shift in the ground. Absolutely surreal.

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

The human mind is incredible….I logically know that I always feel better after working out, I never regret doing it & always regret skipping it, & yet I spend the half hour before the workout acting like I am preparing to be publicly executed.

George Gountas lookalike contest at my house tonight

People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July

I moved to the south for this reason and unfortunately I am still like this.

whoa mama let me outta here

The worst song ever, by a landslide, is Honey I’m Good by Andy Grammer