What happens to a girl that makes her want to wear an anklet in her mid-twenties?

My Indeed job searches today are directly correlated to the number of episodes of Yellowstone I have watched.

Is this the Taylor Swift album I finally listen to? My friends said I would enjoy it because it has “sad girl vibes” which is apparently my thing?

Spotify played Shania, Kenny, and Brooks and Dunn in that order on my drive home from the gym and I am now legally obligated to consume 30 beers. Happy Sunday guys

Got drunk at my friends house and her husband went to bed but texted us to “get smashed” and that is all of the goals I need

Decided that sharing my location with my most grumpy friend is a great idea because if I go missing he will be like “ugh fine...she’s right here in this ditch, tell her she’s super annoying for this”

Gonna need Ryan Hurd and ERNEST as permanent cohosts 🤷🏼‍♀️ Bussin' With The Boys

I am slowly reverting back to high school tomboy Colleen during this pandemic, I now consider “getting ready” picking out a nice headband and swiping on mascara

My mom is brainstorming how to let me day drink on the boat all day and goes “tell them your office sent a fax and you have to work early tomorrow”...SENT A FAX

Talking to some of my guy friends and I was talking about when I had red hair and they literally never knew I had red hair, but I see them weekly. Men are the worst

Oh no, @etbennett55 did not need this kind of support

Super annoyed that my friends didn’t stop me from watching Yellowstone, I’m absolutely going to have to move west and date a cowboy and it’s going to be an issue

You ever talk to a stranger about life and he gives you solid dating advice? Cool, cool. You ever have his brother follow up with “oh he’s such an idiot”? Kinda concerning but okay

Would I like to date a nice guy with a good job? Sure. Do I also swoon over Hardy’s lyric “my truck is parked in the parking, in the backseat is a half full rack of beer”? Yep absolutely.

44 points?! To Mississippi State? Oof.

If I ever get married (BIG if there) please put me out of my misery if I refer to my husband as “hubby”.

So desperate for live music I’m going to a “concert” that starts at noon. I don’t hate it but not my favorite either

At my best friends wedding, her husband’s friends became obsessed with my brother (who’s about 10 years younger) and called him McLovin...they are now talking about him on FB (which he doesn’t have because he’s so young) and I’m dead