🚨🚨HAPPENING ALL TO FREQUENT NOW TO THE POINT ITS BECOMING THE NORM YET OR GOVERNMENTS STAND BY AND DO NOTHING

Friday innit 😎

Just thinking about the time I was asked by someone if I wanted a spot in their family burial plot as there was an extra space! Talk about getting a piece at anyone’s door!

Somebody needs to show this to Billie Eilish. We dont want Hollywood’s opinion on politics. Period.

Heres a jab I can get behind 😂😂😂.

This is the only headline that matters today! Little Punch has made some friends 🥰

Brilliant 😂😂😂

Noel either went political or fitba…am gon fitba!

Made me laugh.

Glasgow picked it's new Pope 😂

This wars like folk falling out and arguing over Facebook! The dildo of consequence’s rarely arrives lubed! #giespeace!

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Jabba the f*cking hut!" A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes. Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.

Grok oot there randomly rubbering folk like they’re bunny boiling ex’s! No even yi need a blue tick reply!

Looking up surgery options…I now have hooded eyes, pebble chin, asymmetrical dimples, general auldness, stopped looking after that punch to the guts! Do they really need fixed! Would it even be me anymore! Fckn hell was only looking into Botox for some wrinkles! I’m done…

Feel right at hame wi aw the c bombs getting flung about on here! #Imaceleb

David oot wi his big wooden spoon! #ImACeleb

Banksy's a left wing wank stain!

Why the fuck is everybody talking about fridges on here?