Sometimes I question if I actually like what I do or if I do it out of convenience and then I remember my favorite tv shows as a child were What not to Wear, Say Yes to the Dress, and Project Runway

I said yes to the dress!

People must be real bored with their lives

Imagine texting someone some bullshit from a fake number at the age of 30? Grow the fuck up.

Wine drinking is the best day drinking

Date night last night

I don’t like Demi anymore but that 29 song is reaaaaaaal relatable after re-evaluating my younger self after going to therapy

@ Me and claire☠️

Today is the day I was out to dinner with my now ex for his birthday but I was pregnant and I got severe nausea from all the smells of the foods and he got mad at me for “ruining” his birthday bc I was pregnant and throwing up … good times…

I think I’m pronouncing my name wrong my entire life. I am in a identify crisis. I need help

I wonder if people who live in Maine make their Instagram captions “Maine character energy”

My problem is growing up like Dorinda but acting like Chanel #cheetahgirls

I wish you can Afterpay at the nail salon

I typically never speak up at the nail salon.. like I’ve paid $150 for nails that I knew were absolute shit…. But this set…. This set I had to say something … so I did… I SAID SOMETHING…. And they fixed it 😇

Cannot wait until this wedding planning stress is over… just want to experience the wedding day already 🥹

Marriage license, lobster roll, and spicy margs make a pretty good day

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Let me reintroduce myself, my name is Mrs Kiolbasa *I cannot wait till these have no watermarks, sorry not sorry