I'm not asking you to become Chinese. I'm saying, when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be Chinese.

peak vibe coding: just Make whatever it is.

THE 401 IS MAKING ME EVIL

Tweeting about being mean to men and men getting mad instead of barking

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

When your exam is 9 am but the sun is looking a little brighter than normal

Nemesis

overheard someone say "konnichiwagwan minna-slimes" at the beer garden the other day and I had to act like I didn't just hear a bomb go off

when you and twin lowkey 28

“Fact-based feeling.”

Bro I’m so high right now I know everything and why

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

This also comes with 32GB of RAM (28GB swapped to disk, 4GB DDR3)

WHAT THE F ?CK 🤬🤬ARE YOU SAYING🗣️🗣️SHOW ME👇👇WHERE SHE HAS PRIORITY👑🔥💃SHE CANNOT MOVE👩‍🦽🗿INTO RIVER🌊🌬️SHE CANT👺😡SHOW ME 👇👇😡WHERE SHE CAN MOVE👿💥THEY CANT PUSH✋😵HIS LANE IS OVER😈💯

The American Third Space is the Car

ADHDer about to make a mistake: “I’ll just put my drink in the freezer so it gets cold faster!”

Goysquares evil color today. Me sad. Trump do bad job. Me hope goysquares be good color tomorrow.

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.