GOOD NEWS! #Bertha has fucked off to Scotland. BAD NEWS; It's fucking Monday.

I'm busy so I'll be brief. That road you're stuck on now - its fucked.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT; This is a wing mirror. It's fucking ace for looking through to see what's approaching. Cunts.

Happy #valentines day everybody ❤️

I don't think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.

me if I was a drink

MONDAY: Decent day for getting wankered in the pub but turning shit from the south later Not arsed about Scotland

This made me chuckle :)

Happy Yorkshire Day!! #yorkshire

Do you think we should be allowed a petition because some people didn't get the result they wanted? #Brexit

i hate when people say ""respect your elders"" I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

me: he knows what he did wrong I'm not gonna waste my breath and time explaining it to him me 5 minutes later: pic.x.com/Bt6ByiqCuD

His head is brighter than my future