i have got to get married soonish because i can’t wait for my own bachelor party

Cubs lose and Cardinals decide to get beat by 6 vs. the minor league marlins. YOU HAVE TO WIN WHILE THE CUBS ARE STRUGGLING

half the time i think i’m ready to settle down and have a family because it’s what i want. the other half.......it even puts college Cole to shame.

This is the third Indigo Ag presentation I’ve been in and it is still hilarious that their own employees have no idea what they do

watching Yadi catch reminds of Tony's NFT shop (moved to new ID!) back in the day. cool, calm, collective. in control of the game.

People posting pics of them doing subpar fit jobs like they're a hotshot clipper monkey makes me laugh.

colestock10 on snapchat. add me. i don’t mess around with private stories we just send it

i certainly have the best beard in Beardstown. it’s not even close

Friends forever.

i’ll admit it. i cried

Currently in a dark, greasy bar that smells like Pall Malls and stale beer, and a big hairy dude in a neon vest just yelled “Hey porker!” across the bar then an equally big lady turned around and yelled “what’s up sweet tits!?!” . . . and that’s what makes America great

congrats DarrianRichards & Clyde389! tonight should be fun.

am i the best euchre player ever? that’s two people in two days that want me to start a tournament.

if you see me walking in town.....just know the sunday scaries are real

sure would be cool if the Cardinals had Luke Voit