Belichick printing out Gmail exchanges that say “Manningcast Questions” is the oldest move in old head history

“Welcome! Our family tradition is to run a 5k Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving morning.”

Free Mimosas? Haha yeah man that’s sick. I’ll take a $4.50 Ultra and I’ll keep it open. Thanks Chief.

Dog of the Year Award 🦮 RIP King ❤️ We All Miss Ben Kirk Herbstreit Bark Media @FreeSpeechCTO

Q zip turtleneck under the slowpitch jersey. Sometimes you gotta play both sides #business

“Toxic Fat Lard” vs “The Captain”

CAL POLY ELIMINATES 12-SEED OREGON 🤯

when the cigarette + coffee combo unlocks ancient wisdom

It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work

One year ago today, Biden got on stage and shattered the narrative about his cognitive condition….

Thank you Andrew for over half a decade of amazing shows, music, and memories. We love you and we’ll miss the shit out of you brother. Hope you get better soon and we’re always here if you need us. Wishing you the best in wherever life takes you. Long live the “Bassist from

Happy 7/7 day to all those who celebrate.

getting skipped 3 times while your rent is on the line

Right now John Mayer is pacing nervously backstage at the thought of having to follow up Sturgill fuckin’ Simpson🔥🐐🐐🐐

Shohei Ohtani when he realizes there’s a casino right next to Citizens Bank Park

when you can't remember what bets you placed earlier

Dodgers: “Let’s try to be the first team to go back to back since the year 2000!” Teoscar Hernandez’s subplot:

Making sure my gate exists before going to get food at the airport

Checking table minimums on every blackjack table