Basket of rabbits

Mark are you horn

Why did someone invent centipedes

never going to forget this

I was bitten by a rattlesnake that looked exactly like a mosquito last night

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Zeds Dead your biggest fan @ColeBrosseau has been baking all day getting ready for you to turn the ArmoryMN into toast

Some people have taken making fun of my lettuce allergy too far

I have now beat Kenna at uno 2 nights in row because I am stronger faster and way funnier than her. Tonight will be number 3

Now that Kenna isn’t mad anymore I can tell everyone that on our first date she paid for her own chipotle but then I venmoed her later for it because I felt bad

I do not have an Adam’s apple I have a Cole’s Apple it is no one else’s

Kenna just cried when someone went home on Hells Kitchen

I’ll take a vodka Pfizer

People willingly buy mini vans that’s wild

Had a great conversation with 60 Minutes tonight. It’s so rare for the media to platform the truth like this

I simply cannot stop breathing

Survivor 50 contestant Joe Hunter is set to star in Tyler Perry's new firefighter Netflix drama series "Where There's Smoke" as Chief Bailey. #Survivor #Survivor50