It is *impossible* for people of colour to be racist. So when the head of BLM Toronto says that white people are “recessive genetic defects” and “sub human“, this is actually incredibly progressive. Only a bigot would disagree...

Joe Biden aint even hacked. He just has no idea whats going on and wants to be involved LMFAOOOO

For nearly two decades, I’ve been trying to describe that time I was sent to Texas Boys State. It’s like telling people that you were abducted by aliens. No one believes you. Now, evidence. youtu.be/E1Kh_T5ZBIM

Nothing weird here go ahead open it

[after having one kid then having twins] wife: we should have sex fibonacci: absolutely not

my hometown takes sports super serious especially football and please tell me why I asked “hey what’s your school alma mater” (yk bc I had to learn it in like the 5th grade) AND THAT IS NON EXISTENT IN SOME SCHOOL. I AM COMPLETELY MIND BLOWN.

This tweet claiming The Ocean Cleanup will generate a “blood bath” is making the rounds. It is also based on fiction, not science. A thread.

Whenever I hear about another jihadist attack, my heart breaks for the inevitable subsequent rise in Islamophobic microaggressions.

We’re really just watching a Falcons game right now aren’t we?

Being in Knoxville tonight would be the fucking best

ISGAP but did they plagiarize

The GREAT Pete Rose just died. He was one of the most magnificent baseball players ever to play the game. He paid the price! Major League Baseball should have allowed him into the Hall of Fame many years ago. Do it now, before his funeral! DJT

💜💚🪄❤️⚖️🏔️🧗🎲😜🧱🚨💛🏨🔴📁

Brian Krassenstein I don’t give a shit what you call it