Dr. Jan van de Beek Ik vraag me altijd af: hoe krijgen ze die instroom zo stabiel op tussen de 800 en 1000 per week? Hoe kan dat? Al jaren hetzelfde aantal per week. Worden die immigranten van tevoren geteld ofzo? En waar? Waar halen ze zo'n vast aantal steeds vandaan? Hoe en wie managen dat?🤔

I hate shopping for clothes but I love grocery shopping and I just spent 3 hours in La Grande Épicerie: there’s a dedicated foie gras section; there’s a separate crème fraîche section. I bought the most delicious completely unsweetened iced blueberry tea. We need this in NL.

French himbo bf with washboard abs who thinks Sartre’s “Hell is – other people!” means other people suck, investment banking gf

Your honor, the killing was in self-defense: he stepped on my Rossignol skis

Me & who (me as man tho because I come from a full loving family and am not a sexually depraved deviant)

Kurogoma ramen at Kodawari in Paris

Le Violon d'Ingres. The crab jelly was disappointing because the thick layer of mayo-based sauce was too fatty and too salty, the was not much jelly at all. However, after the main course, the pigeon, all was forgiven. “Did you catch this one near the Eiffel Tower?”

Went to this store and everybody knew me there…

I got scammed by Ukrainians (one of the charges was in hryvna) while reserving a restaurant today. Their fake website was the first result in google impersonating a 3* Michelin place. Very smart scam, they didn’t manage to take much before I froze the card but I reported it obv

“I wanna do disgusting things in bed at night with you.” The disgusting things:

He is definitely watching Euphoria, isn’t he

God, I am ready to receive

Hey so why did you choose 1941 and not a picture from 1945 maybe to make this comparison?

I don’t understand why Westerners think he has any influence within Russia at all. If he was anybody important, don’t you think his daughter would still be alive?

These e-boys ain’t loyal

I saw this lamp in Paris the other day and went on their website to check its price and it’s “on request.” Frens how bad do you think the damage would be

Yoshinori Paris, my favorite meal of the trip. The onion and marinated pine needles sauce on the asparagus was so good I kept scooping it with the spoon afterwards. I was actually so close to just licking it off the plate

I am a DD cup and I respect men. At this cup size I really don’t have to but it’s the right thing to do

Ladies and gentlemen the weekend

I had a dream that I was driving with my ex and I perfectly parallel parked the car and said, “that’s why they pay me the big bucks.” And then we had sex