Trump says he goes to Dover Air Force base to greet slain soldiers "when I can." Telling a detailed story, he says that families smile when they see him and thank him for coming, and he thought they were taking the death "so well," but then the coffin comes and they "scream."

*pointing at a little alien freak in Star Wars* look at that guy lol hes awesome My moms boyfriend: Ploon Scrooby? Of the yedlin 5 system? If you knew anything about PlooScroo & his backstory lmfao. Yo Dan, dude likes Ploon Scrooby His buddy Dan who’s always at our house : lol

“Have you seen any good movies recently?” Conner O'Malley

I think of this video 9000000 times a day

This is the crazy shit I have ever seen a presidential candidate do in the middle of a campaign.

I’m going to see King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard with Belicheck, this should be fun…

my favorite oasis song:

On this day ten years ago, Twitter user LuckyLuciano17k posted the photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em"

1) no lies detected 2) James O'Keefe is the bottom of the barrel

Ten is one of my favorite tracks ever. RIP legend

Manning Fireworks is out now 🧨 mjlenderman.ffm.to/manningfirewor…

F.A.M.I.L.Y. — Forget About Me I Love You

Jets win

“Penis and Vagina” What do you guys think of renaming Applebees “Penis and Vagina” to help draw people in with a flashier name?

I love Faye Webster

St. Vincent… great artist

I think I've had enough man. Time for me to grow up and get away from these obviously awful people. Elon Musk is bottom of the barrel. see ya.

"Star Wars" -Luke starwalker

barack: good morning michelle my wife michelle: hello obama

"Man I sure am sick of these star wars" -Han Solo, Star Wars