wearing a dress and slides as a JANITOR

Baby Luna 🌙✨️ Yepperdoodlie ignore me ever defending you and calling you beautiful! your not a beautiful person at all! this is NOT Okay!!! have a worse nighty night!

tw// EXTREME HARD KINKS
Would you do these?
1. no
2. no
3. maybe
4. i have
5. i have
6. i have
7. i have
8. tried it, both got uncomfortable and stopped
9. i have
10. i have
11. yes
12. i have
Reply 4 questions

pros and cons of dating me

pros: none

cons: many

“i have aphrodite body type” NOT A THING

does it make you jealous...

1. he doesn’t have any
2. annoying
3. no
4. no
5. cheating!!!!
6. cheating
7. hoe
8. cheating

reply with '.' to get the questions

waaaaaaaaa

on todays episode of things in my bfs bathroom: a brown paper bag of human hair and a pregnancy test (unused)

trying to relactate…my nipples are burning

is she fucking serious? lol…

idk how to describe it but this is how you mock someone when you’re jealous like why is she so overly mad

i’m 18 i can’t have another baby wtf was i on

FEMALE! INTUITION! DOESN’T! LIE!

was having a decent day until my boyfriend violently and repeatedly yanked on my door handle because i took too long to unlock it and now i’m remembering every terrible thing he’s done.

i want to be pregnant again…the pill failed me, please let this iud do it too lmao

yes i have an iud and yes i’m going to take a pregnancy test and yes it’s going to be negative but at least i’ll feel reassured

Classic

face card declined for the last few weeks

my head hurts so bad i’m getting nauseous. am i also pregnant or is it dealing with insurance companies