Cold take Marlo

Randall King tonight celebrating aarliyah and too damn tall with the family since I wasn’t here last time

I really want to play in Super Bowl 58

I’m just saying if they ever start taking people to jail for tolls I’m getting life

Reminder that my fiancé is the baddest bitch to ever walk the earth

Bad Parker. No.

Megan……where’s Drake

My biggest parent flex is effectively replacing the phrase “what the fuck did you just say to me” with “excuse me”

Idc what time of day it is, if breakfast is an option that’s what I’m getting

Sriracha is my favorite thing on the planet However It is my stomachs least favorite thing on the planet

Wetbar got a lil crowded I guess 😂😂😂😂😂

What if you're afforded your opportunity or your chance, are u prepared? Are u ready? Can u handle the pressure, the moment, the expectations or the seriousness? Are u built for this? Can u handle the scrutiny of the position? Please evaluate u because your time is coming & u may

Me showing the aliens around: So this is Ropers

Fuck the eagles but the Kelly green is icyyyyyyyyy

This throw coulda been better let’s be real

Grown men that say beast mode give me the ick

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

To the loud mouth bull rider that got pieced up tonight: thanks for the hat, fuckhole

The greatest to ever do it 🐐 Congratulations on an incredible NFL career, Jason Kelce.

Fit for a King 👑 Derrick Henry 