This guy was just congratulating Trump on invading Venezuela a week ago, btw.

I’m directing a short film in April

The only good ICE agent is a dead ICE agent.

I believe that if you’re going to be a filmmaker, your entire life should be dedicated to the arts as a whole. You should have rudimentary knowledge about all facets, but focus on your favourites. Cinema is the cumulation of all the arts—the more well-versed you are, the better.

The Mummy

the people who are trying to destroy the world are evil, but they’re also the biggest fucking losers i’ve literally ever seen. these are not evil geniuses. they’re bottom of the barrel loser scum. tasteless, ugly, pathetic, embarrassing, unintelligent losers. we cant let them win

Slang has been going downhill since “bro” replaced “man” as the ubiquitous term of endearment in popular nomenclature

Anybody remember when David Krumholtz was spilling tea left, right and centre on this app then realized he over shared and disappeared forever?

When I was a kid I saved a friend of mine from drowning. In his desperation to survive he kept trying to push me under water. Sometimes I feel like this happened to me that day.

Coming up on two years nicotine free and no matter what I do I’m forever 10 lbs heavier and still crave a cigarette almost daily

Deplorable, Mr. Carney. Utterly deplorable.

I’m about to be 35 and recently booked a role on a TV show as a detective in his 40’s but just got ID’d at the weed store and now I don’t know what to believe anymore

Unfathomable that these guys have only existed for two years

This fucking knucklehead, man.

Back in 2008 a couple buddies and I smoked some salvia behind the school during lunch then had to watch a documentary about Ebola afterwards. This is nothing new.

At 35 I’m looking forward to being an old man because for a significant portion of my life I didn’t think I’d even make it to 30.

Had a nightmare about this creep named The Pigeon Man that I still think about from time to time

This billionaire is crashing out and posting incel style memes because he publicly outed himself as being a sociopath

Alright yall, I’m done. Best of luck with everything.

What are you talking about? The only Canadians who watched this already voted for Pierre. He’s not going to be Prime Minister—not now, not ever.