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Divorce Thanos: “haha with all the infinity stones in my possession i will end half of all marriages” Tony Stark: “you’re not gonna believe this”

drunk driving laws are just affirmative action for mexicans

Panic! At The Distro

SdB Colonel Bustard I’m here for the same reason. Please compete your works faster than George RR Martin

“I’m smoking that Kiki’s Delivery Service kush with my neighbor Totoro you stupid bitch!”

we gonna rock down to molester avenue, and then we get molested

wake up wake up wake up wake up It’s the first of the month so get up get up get up get up have gay sex with your butt

talking my pregnant pause into getting an abortion

For those doubting, Thai commercials are the best in the world. Possibly the entire solar system.

short form video is like monkeys on typewriters where admidst the infinite gyre of slop, you occasionally find a gem of civilizational importance x.com/chalantsaffron…